Professional Homo Erotic Subtext Analyst

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
isilverandcold
digivolvin

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

digivolvin

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

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digivolvin

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

digivolvin

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

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my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

thedevilsofficialblog

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

alexyquest
jvlianbashir

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my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

chesterpalm

those were supposed to be lambs?

I thought these were all misshapen dogs

lollen96

These are only ever beaten by the terrible attempts at hedgehog cakes that I so often google to feel better about my baking ability.

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revolutionarykoolaid

cursed

insanitysqueen

WHY do they think TEETH will save it?

biitumen

I’m cry laughing in bed at 3:07 am trying not to wake my husband

isilverandcold

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

true-blue-brit

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

olisaurusrex

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

thattallsummonerguy

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.

adventureathlete


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

ggothclaudia

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im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

tiny-septic-box-sam

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

likeits1995

SO PROUD

super-ghostbuster

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

paganlesbean

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

counting-sinful-stars

We will all protect the small one.

its-myonlywish

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I stan

keithiskogained

it got better!!

not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea

plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass

renegadepear

THERE’S ART NOW???!?

scottishaccentsareawesome

This is the real Justice League